i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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