Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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