Welp...herpes.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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