Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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