So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
where am i from again
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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