2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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