Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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