Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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