It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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