I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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