you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
COCAINE IS GR8
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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