Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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