I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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