Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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