Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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