it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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