Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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