so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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