I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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