I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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