Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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