I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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