I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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