What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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