I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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