omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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