He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
