Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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