On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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