Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Randomize
