So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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