We named our party play list daddy issues
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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