scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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