Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I believe in your delicious
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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