i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize