Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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