He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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