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i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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