You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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