I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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