So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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