No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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