The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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