I would go down on you faster than GM stock
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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