i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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