I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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