He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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