Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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