I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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