Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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