Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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