She's JV to your varsity
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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