Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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