in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
what day is it and did you see me today?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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